The Guardian’s Guidebook

May 28

Appendix E: Skeffington Papers – Edinburgh, Scotland

20 October 1810

Most Reverend Sir,

I can scare recall a more torturous encounter — so troubling was my visit to the Covenanters’ Prison. I daresay, the very depths of hell would prove pleasantly sublime by comparison, so great was the suffering of these unfortunate souls.

Mercifully, my labours proved sufficient for a good score still possessed with the slightest measure of humanity. Countless others, I’m afraid, were beyond my faculties. My energies, thusly employed, prevented a more thorough examination of the MSG marker, and by morning’s first bell, I was forced to retreat, depleted of wit and heavy of spirit.

Once revived, I shall set forth anew. Might I respectively suggest a review by the Council’s Sub-committee on Wrongful-death and Tragic Misfortune? This abominable prison must indisputably fall within that esteemed body’s charter. If not, I myself swear an oath to return with reinforcements — charter be damned. Weary though I be, I remain —

Eternally Yours,

Ackerly Skeffington, Guardian First Class, European Guild of Guides & Spirits

Edward Vogels