The Guardian’s Guidebook

May 28

Appendix E: Skeffington Papers – Edinburgh, Scotland

19 October 1810

Most Reverend Sir,

I am pleased to report an unscathed arrival in the north, and happier still that my recent appeals have not fallen on unaffected ears. Whilst I await a ruling from the EGGS, I have chosen to linger at a most agreeable Inn near the Grassmarket Square — satisfactorily close to our spirited friends at Greyfriars, yet distant enough to ensure a relative peace.

Hovering over a meal of haggis and camembert, I cheerily remembered my Knightsbridge youth, and a gentler time when the most pressing concern involved jam o’er treacle tart. I am not ashamed to admit an earthly calling ensnared my senses, so extraordinary was the dish, so tempting the lure of that imagined aroma.

By God’s grace, my wayward spirit was rescued by the sudden appearance of a dastardly ghost by the name of William Burke, whom you may recall, was hanged by the neck just a stone’s throw away. You may be certain, this is one resurrection man who shall remain earthbound, as I personally banished Burke’s cadaver-stealing essence to the cellars.

Barring intercession, I go forth at midnight, determined to unearth — if necessary — the root cause of MSD’s untimely disappearance. Come hell or high water, I remain —

Obediently Yours,

Ackerly Skeffington, Guardian First Class, European Guild of Guides & Spirits

Edward Vogels