The Guardian’s Guidebook

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Appendix E: Skeffington Papers – Barton in the Beans, UK

18 October 1810

Most Reverend Sir,

I sincerely apologize for the tardiness of this report, but rest assured — if ever you should rest — that my spirit remains vigilant, though my soul may languish. No rock — and there are countless many in the fallow fields of this charming hamlet — shall remain unturned.

Finding no favourable alternative, I deem a foray to the north a worthwhile diversion from my exile in the Beans. A return to Greyfriars Kirkyard seems in order, as our last correspondence with MSD remains forever etched within the grounds of the Covenanters’ Prison. I’ve no doubt my arrival shall be noted. Why, Bloody Mackenzie himself will surely press his entreaties, on which occasion, with Your Grace’s permission, I shall hazard to box his ears — it’s straight to the devil for Mackenzie if I have my say.

I find myself in some distress over the Council’s resolve, and feel compelled to tarry one additional earth-day before I embark. Until then, I continue to be —

Yours in Devotion,

Ackerly Skeffington, Guardian First Class, European Guild of Guides & Spirits

Edward Vogels